MACRO MADNESS | Adult Macro Economic Party Game (Print & Play)

Welcome to MACRO MADNESS — a high-stakes, liquidity-fueled, asset-flipping, shot-taking macro simulator for adults who think stagflation is a party theme.

Whether you're a Wall Street bro, crypto degen, or just someone who likes yelling "BUY THE DIP" while drinking, this game is for you.

🎲 What Is It?

MACRO MADNESS is a print-and-play dinner party game (or drinking game) where you:

• Start with $1000 in fake cash
• Trade assets like Bitcoin, Gold, and Stocks
• Face random macroeconomic events like Quantitative Easing, Trade Wars, and Black Swan Crashes
• And when your portfolio tanks? Take a shot.

But wait — there’s more:

• Play with 5–20 friends
• Your portfolio is at the mercy of the market
• Use investing, trading (bribing), and stochastic/probabilistic decision making to make your way to the top

💸 How Do I Play?

Easy. Print the kit, gather your squad, pour some drinks, and let the MARCO MADNESS begin. Each round throws wild events your way while players scramble to rebalance portfolios, exploit market shifts, or just drink through the pain.

🎉 What’s Included

• Game instructions + setup guide
• Printable money
• Printable assets: BTC, Gold, Stocks
• Market Updates

🧠 Who’s This For?

Economics nerds. Crypto traders. Finance bros. MBA students. People who scream “Keynesian” as an insult. Or just friends who like to drink and yell at each other about interest rates.